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Not all that glitters is good


 My hard and fast glitter rule origen and fee. About 8 years ago as EDC (nations largest house music festival) wrapped up I became aware of a new/newly popularized product, aerosol glitter. People wanted their entire body to look magical so they sprayed it liberally and all over. As if that was not bad enough they then sat on, rolled on and leaned against everything within reach and much that was not. Glitter, a very difficult thing to clean originally, now covered in adhesive and sprayed with reckless abandon quickly became a mortal enemy. So tiny, so glittery, so impossible to remove completely. Aerosol glitter fee minimum $250

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